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Old 03-09-2006, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by LixyChick
It isn't necessarily what I've seen, but rather what I've heard/smelled.

It happens all the time when I am in the grocery store and I don't know what it says about me but...old people fart a lot and then do a quick shuffle out of the asile I'm in to leave me to explain to anyone turning the corner and heading towards me, "I swear, I didn't do that".

ROFLMFAO! You'd be amazed how often that happens to me!!! I keep thinking I'm gonna show up on a montage on Candid Camera some day. No matter how often it happens...I'm always left with what I'm sure is the most awesome look of surprise!

Maybe when you go to the grocery store you shouldn't wear the sign that says, "Give me your old, your tired, your farters."
-OR-
Carry a shepherd's crook and just reach out and catch them before they can do their quick shuffle away from the area.
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