03-09-2006, 06:27 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
Posts: 8,418
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Originally Posted by LixyChick
It isn't necessarily what I've seen, but rather what I've heard/smelled.
It happens all the time when I am in the grocery store and I don't know what it says about me but...old people fart a lot and then do a quick shuffle out of the asile I'm in to leave me to explain to anyone turning the corner and heading towards me, "I swear, I didn't do that".
ROFLMFAO! You'd be amazed how often that happens to me!!! I keep thinking I'm gonna show up on a montage on Candid Camera some day. No matter how often it happens...I'm always left with what I'm sure is the most awesome look of surprise!
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Maybe when you go to the grocery store you shouldn't wear the sign that says, "Give me your old, your tired, your farters."
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Carry a shepherd's crook and just reach out and catch them before they can do their quick shuffle away from the area. |