It isn't necessarily what I've seen, but rather what I've heard/smelled.

It happens all the time when I am in the grocery store and I don't know what it says about me but...old people fart a lot and then do a quick shuffle out of the asile I'm in to leave me to explain to anyone turning the corner and heading towards me, "I swear, I didn't do that".

ROFLMFAO! You'd be amazed how often that happens to me!!! I keep thinking I'm gonna show up on a montage on Candid Camera some day. No matter how often it happens...I'm always left with what I'm sure is the most awesome look of surprise!

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~