Gee, Jenna and Lixy, thought you'd like to see the nice note I got from the Trojan Rubber Tree Preservation Society. Just goes to show that good works yield results.

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From: Trojan Rubber Tree Preservation Society
S.E. Asian Jungles and a Drugstore Near You

Dear Dicksbro, Super Hero ..

Just a note to thank you for cumming to our aid with your recent donation to the Trojan Rubber Tree Preservation Society (TRTPS for short).

We had encountered a rise resulting from our new "For Play" promotion and, given the ups and downs of such a program, we were in dire need of help with containment. The situation was truly climatic.

Your donation in the form of the $5 check was very generous and represented the equivalent of purchasing ten of our new, brightly colored lubricated models done in a fashionable fairy tale style. (The fairy's actual tail costs extra.)

As a token of our appreciation we're enclosing a package containing 2 reconditioned products.

Sincerely,

Fu Kin Hey
SE Asian Pres of Vice