Years ago when I was in the canadian army. I was dating another infantry private. We were in the back of an armoured personnel carrier...her riding me...the driver fell asleep and went off the road down a lil ravine and came to a stop when he smashed into a massive maple tree..her and I were knocked out cold as we bounced off the armoured walls...so as the rescue vehicles arrived and opened up the hatch...all they saw were two pantless bodies..hahaha..we were bugged for months! It was having a grey wool blanket thrown over it so they didnt have to stare at it lol. Good times..Good times!