1. I am going to have to brush up on my Heimlich manuever skills if my daughter is going to make it a habit of trying to suck a peppermint down her windpipe.

2. I want to know which planet the aliens came from who took my real children away and replaced them with the hellions who called me "Mom" today.

3. I sent half of my heart in one direction tonight, and the other half leaves tomorrow, going a different way.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author