Subject: BLOND!


> A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
> show
> > in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he
> > starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
> >
> > Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and
> > starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
> > What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does
> > the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
> being?
> > It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at
> work and
> > in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a
person.
> Because
> > you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not
> only
> > blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"
> >
> > The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
> yells,
>
> "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on
> your knee."
>