Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
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>A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
>speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops
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>listen.
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>MAN: "Hello"
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>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
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>MAN: "Yes"
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>WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's
>only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
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>MAN: "Sure..go ahead if you like it that much."
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>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
>models. I saw one I really liked."
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>MAN: "How much?"
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>WOMAN: "$60,000"
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>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
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>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is
>back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
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>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."
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>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
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>MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.
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>The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
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>Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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