What is butt dust?
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>> These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this
>> creative!!
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>> JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
>> sister. After a while he
>> asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold
>> milk?"
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>> MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
>> replied
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>> she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you
>> don't remember you must look in the back of your panties.
>> Mine say five to six."
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>> STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you
>> so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom
>> window."
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>> BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She
>> tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration,
>> her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it
>> for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it
>> know it's me?
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>> SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
>> "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth
>> cough."
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>> D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How
>> much
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>> do I cost?"
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>> MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging
>> and kissing in a restaurant.
>> Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:
>> "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
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>> CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his
>> Mom
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>> asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll
>> happen
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>> with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
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>> JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.
>> His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee
>> out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
>> Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
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>> TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
>> rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew.
>> Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin
>> fit your face?
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>> The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this
>> particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms
>> extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
>> "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that
>> moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) Leaned over to
>> me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom,
>> what
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>> is butt dust?"
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