Ya know how doctors have to pick a field to specialize in..... what is your sex specialization???You would earn a PHD in____????

Milking a cock till spent!

As president of the Funkalicious School of Sex, I hear by award you this honorary Doctorate in the field of___________.

Kiegal Massage

Now you will be known as Dr.____________(fill in the blank)

Dr. Squeezeumdry

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~