Subject: Once a flower . . . always a flower...


Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall
where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so
darned boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes
off and streak through that stupid flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. As fast as
she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and,

completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall,
followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door
surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."