Subject: New Hunting Dog
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>>Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my
>>Dog Out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't
>>any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."
>>So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice.
>>Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks
>>out There."
>>Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"
>>Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets
>>back He says, "I don't believe it---where did you get that dog? There
>>really Are Only two ducks out there!"
>>Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you
>>want, You can get one from him, too."
>>So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his
>>Friend Chester has.
>>The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out
>>and Look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's
>>mouth And Starts humping Earl's leg. Outraged, Earl takes the dog back
>>to the Breeder And Says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!"
>>The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when
>>he Sent The dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in it's
>>mouth and Started humping his leg.
>>The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there
>>are More fucking ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!