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08-22-2002, 05:52 AM
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Little Johnnie and Julie
7 year old, little Johnnie, confronts his girlfriend, Julie's, father. Little Johhny tells the man, "Mr. Smith, Julie and I are in love and we want to get married."
Julies father, Mr. Smith thinks this is the most adorable thing so he humors the little boy and tells him, "Getting married is a very big step Little Johnnie. Where do you and Julie plan to live?"
Little Johnnie answers, without hesitation, "Well, Julies room is bigger than mine so I can move in with her and we will have plenty of room."
Mr. Smith's smile broadens even more thinking how adorable this is, "Well, then how will you live? You don't have a job to support her."
Johnnie quicky spouts out, "Well, Julie's allowance is 4 dollars a week and mine is 6. That is 40 dollars a month and I think that will do nicely."
Thinking that the little boy has thought this out very carefully, he decides he will stump him with a question, "Well, what do you plan to do when you have babies?"
Little Johnnie says, "Well, so far, we've been lucky."
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