INEXPENSIVE ALARM SYSTEM
> >
> > Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots --
> > a really big pair.
> >
> > Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and
Ammo"
> > magazine (you don't have to actually OWN guns, to do this).
> >
> > Put a dog dish beside it. A really BIG dog dish.
> >
> > Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
> >
> > "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition -- back in
½
>hr.
> > Don't disturb the Pit-Bulls; they've just been de-wormed."
> >
> > _