A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She says
she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan. The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde
for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An
Employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and interest which
comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy To have had your
business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we Checked you out and found that you
are a millionairess. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
£5,000?"

The blonde replies...

Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 and
expect it to be there when I return?"

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind