Somehow, bringing out the tape measure causes me a certain deflationary issue...in my younger years, it was calculated at 7.5", no girth measurements were ever taken...but if my pics are still in the archives somewhere, having escaped the new rules, you might see that I'm somewhat thick at the base, not so much at the tip...

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