Today...my annoying blabbermouth co-worker had the stones to tell me to "can it for a minute"...stress: the condition created when the brain overrides the body's natural desire to choke the shit out of some asshole who desparately needs it...

When was the last time you needed a vacation really bad?

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Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.