A man was on a first date with a woman at a restaurant. As they were sitting and talking, an elephant’s trunk comes up from under the table near the man and grabs a roll.

"What the hell was that?" said the woman.

"Well, " said the man, "I lost my penis in an accident and the doctor transplanted an elephant’s trunk in it’s place."

"That’s incredible" said the woman, "Can I see it?"

"A little later," said the man, "I don’t think my asshole can take another roll right now."

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.