HOW LATEX GLOVES ARE MADE
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> A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was
>looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put
>on his gloves.
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> "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
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> "No, I don't" she replied
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> "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank
>of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their
>hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
boxes
>of the right size.
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> " She didn't crack a smile.
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> "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
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> But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental
>procedure, she burst out laughing.
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> "What's so funny?" he asked.
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> "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said .
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> Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always
>working .
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