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Old 10-08-2005, 04:19 AM
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A Pepsi salesman was visiting a tribe of cannibals hoping to make a sale.

"What do you like to drink with arms?" he asked the chief.
"Me like Pepsi with arms," came the reply.
"What do you like to drink with legs?" he asked the chief.
"Me like Pepsi with legs," came the reply.
"What do you like to drink with fingers?" he asked the chief.
"Me like Pepsi with fingers," came the reply.

Then, almost bashfully, he asked, "And, er, what do you like with ... ah ... that male thing?"
"Me like Coke with cock," repled the chief.
Puzzled, the salesman asked, "Why Coke ... you liked Pepsi with arms, legs and fingers?"

"Because," the chief smiled, "THINGS GO BETTER WITH COKE."

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