Gay couple went to the Zoo, one of them falling enamoured of a

large, hairy, very well endowed gorilla.

He climbed over the wall and fronted the ape.

The ape picked him up and carried him into the cave.

Screams and groans for a few hours as the ape has his wicked way.

Rescued, the victim sat for weeks, silent.

Finally, his partner asked if he was hurt.

"Hurt, Hurt? Of course I'm hurt! He doesn't ring, he doesn't write, he......"

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating