If you count the time several years ago when I was at the Hilton and someone in the next room was banging on the wall, then yes. The worst part was when I found out about it the next day. Apparently I was so into what was happening and what I was doing, that I didn't even hear the banging.

Have you ever had your children comment that they heard you making love?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~