Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking
up.
> A woman walked by and asked "What are you doing?"
>
> "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba,
"but we
>don't have a ladder."
>
> The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and
laid
>the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
>measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
>
> Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb
blonde!
>We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
>