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Old 08-17-2005, 03:47 PM
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you like blonde jokes, db? here's another
not as funny and i'm typing it from memory



a gorgeous blonde speeding down the highway is pulled over. a male officer walks up to the driver’s side window and asks for her license and registration.

“license? registration? but i have no idea what they are!” she says.

“your registration is a slip of paper with the vehicle’s information on it, ma’am, and it’s most likely in your glove box. your license is a square card with your picture, birth date and address on it and it’s most likely in your wallet.”

“oh wait! i’ve seen those before. i can find them.” she rummages around a bit and hands them over to the cop.

as the cop asks examines the documents, he asks, “ma’am, did you know you were going 90 in a 55?”

“no! what’s going to happen to me now?” she asks

“i’ll have to give you a ticket.”

“a ticket! what’s a ticket?” she cries.

the cop looks left and then right, shrugs and starts to unzip his fly.

“oh no,” she says, throwing up her hands, “not another breathalyzer!”
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