you like blonde jokes, db? here's another
not as funny and i'm typing it from memory
a gorgeous blonde speeding down the highway is pulled over. a male officer walks up to the driver’s side window and asks for her license and registration.
“license? registration? but i have no idea what they are!” she says.
“your registration is a slip of paper with the vehicle’s information on it, ma’am, and it’s most likely in your glove box. your license is a square card with your picture, birth date and address on it and it’s most likely in your wallet.”
“oh wait! i’ve seen those before. i can find them.” she rummages around a bit and hands them over to the cop.
as the cop asks examines the documents, he asks, “ma’am, did you know you were going 90 in a 55?”
“no! what’s going to happen to me now?” she asks
“i’ll have to give you a ticket.”
“a ticket! what’s a ticket?” she cries.
the cop looks left and then right, shrugs and starts to unzip his fly.
“oh no,” she says, throwing up her hands, “not another breathalyzer!”