08-17-2005, 11:29 AM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,575
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and the blond joke to end all blond jokes
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more
agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It is square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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