The boss was in a quandary, he had to get rid of one of his staff. He
had narrowed it down to one of two people, Susan or Jack. It would
be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both
did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever
one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Susan came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all
night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin
and the boss approached her and said, "Susan, I've never done this
before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Susan replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."