Another from the ex-

Driving to the office this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my right
and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 140km/hr with her face
up close to her rear vision mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for
a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane
still working on that makeup!! It scared me (I'm a man) so much that I
dropped my electric shaver,which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the
coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my
mouth, ruining my shirt and disconnected an important call!!!

BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!

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