Last night, I bet my friend, who was in town, a shot that we would hear a particular song before the night was over at the club we were at. I lost!

When was the last time you masterbated at work?

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School