You'd be blindfolded while bent over a table, incense sticks burning just below your breasts, legs spread, and I'd whack your ass with the rolled up Penthouse until you have an even bright pink glow.


Whisk
Rubber bands
Felt-tip marker

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen