Next on the moon?
 

...might be China:
https://www.space.com/china-rocket-...d-moon-missions

Ya never know.

Maybe they will build a take out place with egg rolls, hot "n spicy soup, and such.

Now that's take out.

Now, that's a possibility ^^^^. And some Egg Drop Soup. :)

Bombard from orbit, even of Chinese food, is no joking matter.

^^^^ True.