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Interesting statistics
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American! :D |
Glad I do not work on Wall Street.
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In a recent email, my brother informed me of two scary thoughts.
100% of divorces began with marriage, an even more scary, 50% of marriages end in death. I'm disturbed. |
Don't you love playing with numbers? :)
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Sometimes.
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I know, there are some other things a lot more fun to play with. :)
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