Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
 

(SDLS)


MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.


Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

/me is overwhelmed with ironic responses...


...and speechless imagining his misfortune...

Probably sitting there naked in the first place.

Tovarisch, Comrades, friends

It is all a Capitalist misunderstanding.

Alexei Mihailovich merely attempted to light his good communist Cuban cigar, but got a little confused in the heat of the moment. He naturally screamed and dropped his wodka.

Had the woman caught the falling wodka, saving a valuable resource in the process, Alexei Mihailovich may have been saved from this added indignity.

Well...I guess this answers the age old question.



Does your penis burn after intercourse? :p

Not the kind of weenie roast I'd want to attend, that's for sure. :yikes:

Maybe it was her birthday and he didn't get her a cake!

Da, Russian sausage sizzle, WI.