Debbie Does Dallas - The Musical
 

(SF)

Original Story Here

Songs not sex
John Holmes, Metro

Louise Dearman is a dippy cheerleader striving to work with the Dallas Cowboys

Watching Debbie Does Dallas - The Musical, you're constantly asking 'why?'. Why does Erica Schmidt's stage adaptation of Jim Clark's infamous 1978 porno flick feature no gratuitous nudity? And why, more importantly, is it so irresistibly enjoyable?

Debbie Does Dallas - The Musical will disappoint anyone wanting an hour of smut: all the sex scenes have been replaced by songs. The new version celebrates the plot - a tenuous yet positively Shakespearean story by porno standards, about dippy cheerleader Louise Dearman striving to work with the Dallas Cowboys.

The songs aren't particularly memorable; the production succeeds instead because of its boundless energy. Some thrilling choreography accompanies the musical numbers, most notably when evil cheerleader Lisa invites Debbie's boyfriend Dick to an orgy.

There are innuendos galore, yet the cast manages to offer a slushy if rather warped moral message and carry off the show with endearing innocence.

Sounds like someone who would say, "y'know, Monday Night Football would be a lot fun to watch even without all the running, passing, & tackling..."

"Triple-D" without gratuitous sex? What's the point?!?

It's an inspirational story. :p

an endearingly innocent, warped morality tale

aesop would like it

Aesop was into animals.

DDD was innocent and refreshing because of it's naivity.