What would you do...
 

If you head a drawer opening behind you and the next thing you hear is your two yr old going "here mommy..." and you turn and he's holding your big purple dildo out to you....cuz he just HAD to go exploring in the bedside table! :roflmao:

laugh... a lot.... and just foget about it!
but not befor eposting a picture of the offendin article!

blush and lmfao

Move the dildo to a child-proof (high up?) drawer

Say "Thank You for handing me that!" and then put it in a different spot.. roflmao!!!!

Do what I did when my oldest son was small and found one of my toys...lie and tell him it's a massager for my shoulder..:roflmao:

I'm not sure, but you could call the owner of this pet. I wonder if there was company over when "best friend" came walking out with it?

:roflmao:

Pics? Did someone say pics?

:roflmao:

when it happened to me my daughter was old enough to ask "what's this mommy"

thinking all quick-on-my-feet like i told her it was a dog bone. (i still dont' know if the "bone" connection was coincidental or subconsious :D)

it worked.

then i blushed and laughed my ass off.

While not quite the same...I *know* I was blushing when I had to retrieve the handcuffs from my daughter, who was taking her doll to "jail." :rolleyes: