There's a lady
 

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold

and she's buying a Stairway To Heaven


(OMG are we really gonna take this trip?...I may just provide the musical accompaniment)

And when she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed

with a word she can get what she came for

(I had the exact same thought Scotz)

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And she's buying a stairway to heaven

I was going to contribute but Aqua's AV made me totally forget the words! lol

go on guys theres only 27 versions of this one

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure

Cuz you know, sometimes words have two meanings