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What is the most awkward place/position you attempted intimacy?

Awkward position... hmm... well honestly I still am very uncomfortable on top. So whenever I am asked to be on top I feel ver awkward about the situation, I guess I just haven't learned fully how to actually move with him.

Except this one time... I was on top with one leg over the edge of the bed and that helped a lot... so I didn't feel awkward that time... I'm still learning a lot.

So if any of you ladies that love to ride their man would like to give me pointers I am all ears...

I need a lot more practice...

I was in a recliner, leaned back about 45 degrees. She was on top of me, spoon fashion.

I wasn't able to get the angle right.

While it might have been possible to make it work it wasn't possible without causing more commotion than the level of privacy we had would have permitted. (I never expected to be able to reach climax anyway. I just wanted to enjoy being inside her.)

Standing up against the wall, with him standing up behind me. He was tall and had to crouch and I think it was making him uncomfortable, which made everything awkward, and his dick kept falling out of me. We just gave up and did it on the floor.

in the backseat of a volkswagen beetle....and i'm not quoting mallrats either :p

The strangest position that i have had sex in, and i couldn't do it for long, but i wanted to try and see what it was like. Back when i was a lot more limber and could bend over backwards from a standing position, my ex and i tried it whilst i was in the "bridge" position. I had to have my arms, chest and face right up against the headboard so that when he was moving in me, that he didn't knock me over.

Was basically a one time deal and i couldn't hold myself up too long for it to be enjoyable for both of us. It was interesting to say the least.

Now i need to work on being able to do that again.............

Tried one time after seeing "9 1/2 Weeks" to have a quickie in a stair well below street level. Stank to high heaven. We got grossed out, then got to laughing, and decided on coffee instead ... somewhere else.

ManOMan

In the back seat of a Fiat Uno in front a bar in Brasilia. Damn those cars are small.

On a moving horse