Max is alive and well!
 

I see Maxwell Smart is alive and living in OZ. :rolleyes2

You just don’t want to mess with Aussie Customs.

(and I thought they were smart enough to NOT learn from the US. :( )





Perhaps Jim Carden could explain it away by just saying “Well, you stopped in Queensland”


:grin:

And who the hell is Maxwell Smart? lol

Ouch!

If you know who he is, jseal, please enlighten me :)













:rolleyes2 In other words, I was JOKING.

As if I needed another reminder I'm old. LMAO

On out trip to the states in '03, 9 of 25 on a guided tour were randomly selected by some

homeland protection computer for full checks. These checks included taking our shoes off

so they could be inspected separately, the soles of our feet were patted down and everything

in our carry-on baggage was individually checked and opened.

These inspections occurred each time we boarded an aircraft, same nine, same line, "but it's just a random check sir."

We were checked a total of 14 times, and each time it was a random search.

Never did work out who it was that alerted them to Oldfart bin Travelling and his associates.

Funny...you didn't fall for it when I told you to remove your pants so I could look for contraband ;)

I did so.

It's just when I did you were back at the Saturn 5 Museum hiding from me.

I meant to ask..."was that a rocket in your pocket or were you just happy to see me?"

Oh my God!!!!!!!!!! I am getting old!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Would you believe ... one of the requirements for US inspectors is to have a foot fetish, OldFart?

:grin:

Send in agent 99, or should that be agent 69

Dayum Scarecrow stole my line !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1