Uncommon Cure for the Common Cold
 

*snuffle*snuffle* dabs her eyes* achoo!!!!*snuffle*snuffle*cough*cough*cough*

I think I have to finally accept it.


I'm sick.


Wanna play Dr.? :hot: (sorry that must have been the fever talking...surely I'm delirious:D)


Cure me........please.

2 ounces of whiskey
2 ounces of lemon juice
2 teaspoons of sugar

Mix together and fill up glass with hot water and drink it down with a couple of tylenols.

Works for me! :)

TY DR. BIBI I just may give that a go!

Do be careful mixing Tylenol with alcohol...the combo can be very hard on the liver...


I think ya might need an injection from Dr Feelgood...

I suggest coffee and a shot of vitamin B :D

You need plenty of fluids.

As luck would have it, I have plenty of fluids. C'mon over! :devilish:

Megadose Vitamin C and B complex and five days of gentle medicinal sex.

I suggest Irish coffee. May not cure the cold, but with enough ... you won't care. :)

You guys all make being sick sound good. Do you make house calls? If so I'll snort, snuffle, and sneeze, til you get here;)

Sharni...what is that? I'm a firm believer in the healing power of ginger,









and gentle medicinal sex;)

I do that...and I add a heavy dose of echinacea to the mix. Then I drink strong black tea (for my throat) with amaretto for the sinuses. ;) And I take LOTS of baths.

Seriously ... I do like hot tea and chicken noodle soup when I'm sick. Always comforting somehow. :)

My mama and my grandma always used to "poke my throat" with Vicks. How bout I dab some vicks on the end of darogles pecker and let him poke your throat? :D

lmfao...can you imagine the Vicks tingling the tip of his cock :hot:

sorry to hear you got the crud!