Mounties seek dildo thief
 

(submitted by sodaklostsoul)


Canadian Press


VANCOUVER (CP) -- The Mounties are on the hunt for a man who made off with three vibrators from a suburban adult entertainment store.

Police say late Thursday night the man was browsing the aisles of the store when a clerk saw him stuff the vibrators into his clothing.

"The clerk clearly witnessed the male fumbling and stuffing three expensive battery operated male appendages in his clothing and decided to intercept this shoplifter," the RCMP said in a news release on Friday.

"The employee asked the male if he was going to need batteries for these objects. The male calmly stated 'No,' and then panicked and fled, running out of the store with the three objects, minus batteries."

Police described the suspect as about 22-years-old, standing five-foot-six and weighing 150 pounds, with a thin moustache and short sandy blond hair.
© Canadian Press 2004

and four distinct bulges in his pants. :eek:

You'll do anything to get a Mountie on your tail. :rofl:

Lmao

Suburban Vancouver..Must been in Surrey..Now when he appears in court, I wonder if anyone will be able to keep a straight face? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: