What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
 

what men would do if they had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Credit to FSC.
:)

Not sure I care for the questionable taste in laughing material, but the attempt is recognised...

Gives me an idea for a thread I've always wanted to open.


JB

Yup CP... that's pretty much what I would do... LOL!

LOL.....CP I love that one. We have a thread in Gen Chat that we all discussed what we would do if we switched for a day. I'll see if I can find it.

You forgot "Greet the ships coming in" :D

Are you talking like go down to the docks when the sailors come in for shore leave? Who needs a vagina for that?

Uhm... :blink: Was that out loud?

ROFLMFAO!

/me pulls up her chair

You all crack me up! :D

Was that 'ships' or 'sheeps'

Or maybe the 'sheep ships' :D:D

Hey easy on the sailor jokes--I am in the NAVY--lol

Soap on a rope for cabanah next Christmas I guess.:cool:

Sheep are for when I'm a man.

If I'm a woman...I'm gonna be looking for a ram! :D

Your going to batter it open?