The Letter: Dear Soandso,
 

You are to write a line or two of a letter. What you post must flow on from the last post and make sense. Write as if doing a letter to someone. We shall call this person Soandso. You may talk about things, places, events and people.

I start:


Sorry to tell you this, but your dog ate some bad meat and died.

At least I think that's what it died of. Can't be sure since the water had a funny smell, too.

We were wondering if you'd like a puppy to replace it.

Perhaps a Shitzu, or a Poodle? Both are aptly named.

We must warn you about the possibility of rabies, however.

As the Shitzu puppy named Fung got lose in your yard and ate all your chickens.

Please do not misunderstand. We are not implying that the chickens may have transmitted rabies to the shitzu. It is not possible for birds to have or to transmit rabies. Tests for avian flu are still being performed on the chicken carcasses, and the results are not back from the lab yet.

But don't worry the tests will only cost $500.

We accept MasterCard, Visa and American Express. Sorry absolutely no personal checks will be accepted.

We will also accept cash and money orders, if you would like.

So, what's new with you?

Oh that reminds me. Beki Sue ran off with the Postmen.

Her husband was just devastated until that lovely widow Mrs. Doyle came by from next door with a home cooked meal.

Not only is Mrs. Doyle a superb cook (and quite a looker), but she also has a very unique and erotic way to serve the meal...

Of roasted chicken. She was in her French Maid outfit. You know the one she wore at the New Years Eve party. When she fell in the pool.