near death experience
 

ok so last night im all snug and safe in my bed, in dream land unaware of the world around me . out of no where i wake up to the door to my room being opened , (i kno its not my girl cuz i have a monator and cud hear her breathing) i open my eyes to see the shape of a man standing in the door way sneeking into the room . my heart STOPPED blood ran clod and i froze...... then i realize the dog is NOT barking at this figure in my doorway that is tryin not to wake me. i mutter "what the fuck" wondering where the hell my dog is and if hes ok . my mind scrambles to remember where the knife is. i hear the voice "calm down baby i tried to call" HOLY SHIT its jeeping home a day early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


all i cud do was lay back and thank god i didnt need the knife and the dog was ok !!!!!!!!! he swears up n down he told me he was commin home last night but i swear i dont remember it LMAO !!!!
just wanted to tell yall how i almost murdered my husband!!!

~nikki

nikki1979,

I'll bet it took you awhile to get back to sleep afterwards!

OMG!!! Sounds so scarry! Bet your glad to have your hubby back though!:)

LMAO hes mad and pouty i wasnt happier to see him!!!! LMAO !

nikki

OMG if it were me he'd be pushing up daisies :p

Whew that was a close one,,, I can see the headlines now.

AP: Bush administration blamed in wrongful death of military member, because spouse was not advised by officials of his early return.

woah, i'm afraid the military would need to enlist someone else cause if it were me i would have killed him on the spot. glad to hear he's home........safe. hehe

I hope you made him change the sheets!

At least he wasn't trying to sneak in and tickle you.

OMF gekkogecko i really wud have killed him then!!!!!!!!

nikki

Could have been serious ... but it is funny now that it's over.

Glad he's home with you, now!