Those Fatherly talks...
 

A father decided it was time that he have, that special talk with his 10 year old son, and called him in to the living room.

As the father started the conversation with, “Now son, your old enough now to know the truth about the birds and the bees.

With that, the young man jumped to his feet with a look of horror on his face, pleading with his father not to go on.

He looked his father straight in the eye and said: The first time we had one of these talks I was only 4, and you told me there was no tooth fairy. The second talk was when I was 6, and you told me there was no Easter Bunny. The third time, I was 8 and you told me there was no Santa Clause. So if your gonna tell me there is no such thing as sex, I’m just gonna die.

oh thats cute;) :D

*giggles* I needed that!

lol that was funny

Oh that's wonderful. Thanks....this is definately one I'm gonna steal ;)

LMAO!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!

Love it. Absolutely love it. :D

OMG...there is no such thing as sex??? Why, oh why, didn't someone tell me sooner?

having_fun,

Excellent! Thank you.

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO damn funny!!!!

~nikki

LMAO! Good one!

It's when your 17 year old son tries to "bring you up to date"

that you know they're still funny.

There, probably,isn't any such thing as sex!If you ask our daughters,they can't picture their mother & father doing anything
like that,so there must be "Immaculate Conception"! Irish

So I guess that makes you a God Irish.... Do the girls worship you in the manner befitting a God. ha ha...

having_fun---You left a word out.I remember people saying,"That
God-damn Irish!" Irish