doin the midnight poke
 

Ok, guys are famous for this, at least I am he he. How many guys out there are going to bed, sleepy as hell but too horny to sleep and start poking the wife with your dick.

And just for shits a giggles, what do you women on the recieving end do when this happens.

One of two things happen:

1) I get laid

2) She tells me to leave her alone and go to sleep!

:p


rabbit

I grind my ass backwards against his erection.

I would too, if only he would. :(

My hubby knows better. If we're in bed to sleep, there better be sleeping. Sleep is sancrosanct!! :D A tired Red is a cranky Red, and that ain't good for anyone!

OMG, my man loves it when I do this!

I agree red. I would have to say, save it till morning, when my head touches the pillow, thats it! lights out

ms. SS fucking hates it! Let's just put it this way, whenever I poke I'm always ready to jump out of bed to avoid the backward swinging hand. Although the funny thing is I can sometimes wait until she's asleep and end up fingering her in her sleep. She can actually have a bucking orgasm before she ends up waking up. Then she still usually won't let me have any.

you know what, I'm horny as hell for some reason. Just thought you all would like to know

Im glad to see that im not the only one who doesnt like it ss. I think i have found a friend in ms. ss already. Well at least she will know what happens when she goes to sleep now.

I really don't know why, but I am laughing my ass off right now! :D :D :D

<poke> that is such a funny word!!!

*Heads back to the kitchen to refill my glass*

-----^ has nothing to do with why I find this funny... I don't think it does anyway.. hehehe *hiccup*

seeing as how my drug of choice is illegal I'm gonna keep my mouth shut but yeah cheyanne I most defintely know what you mean.

Thank god my wife is a very heavy sleeper.... As we have always slept in the nude, If I am careful I can get started without her. Then when she wakes up I will either be in for some good hot sex, nice mellow satisfaction, of pure Rodeo sex - where she tries to buck me off before I get off... either way I win... ha ha..

If he starts pokin', I am ready!!!! If he does, I am usally on my side with my back facing him and I, too, will back up to him and he gets even closer......until we get involved in some heavy and hot night time sex.

But there's nothing like some late night, sneaky, masterbating time.......

When I was younger and had a house full of little ones, I treasured my sleep, and NO ONE better fuck me or with me. Now that my little ones are big ones, I feel totally different. I'll take a middle of the night poke anytime!

you lucky fucking bastard!!! wifey is basically the same except, as I believe I've explained before, she'll have her fun and then try to beat the shit out of me for disturbing her sleep.

I know without a doubt, even though Ms. SS is only a young ripe age of 20, she's got generations upon generations of the hard-headedest, subborn, and in my opinion all out domineering woman coursing through her veins. Me personally, I get along with those born arounf '56 the best. Wifey can get along with pretty much anyone though but basically she's got a hell of a lot of her mother in her and even more of her grandmother in her. Enough said.

Not that this has anything to do with the subject since I love my mother in law very dearly but I just thought of a joke I heard way back when. What's an example of an ironic tragedy? Seeing your mother in law backing off a cliff in your new car.