These are a few of my favorite things...
 

Thought it would be fun to enumerate my favorite X-rated things, sung to that venerable show tune. We can add verses, or start a new song, but please add on YOUR favorite things. I'll start...


Warm lips on toes-es,
your whiskers a ticklin'...

tongue is a lickin

cum is a drippin'

orgasms a poppin

titties are floppin'

delicate ankles and wrists tied with string,
there's are a few of my favorite things!

Next verse...

cocks pleasuring

ladies treasuring

St. Patrick's measuring

shamrocks dangling

razors a shavin

Guys a cravin'

I think it's about time ....

there's are a few of my favorite things!

Next verse...

Licking and sticking in places we might get caught...

Grinding together just like we were taught

humpin and pumpin from mornin' til night