Mommy's Driving Words
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I have a mouth like a sailor! What is your most common curse or phrase? What is your favorite? Do you curse publicly on a regular basis? Do you curse in front of your kids? (that is where the title of the thread comes from) Do you use curse words during sex? |
Mrs. WI and I were motoring along with our oldest son in the back seat. He was around two at the time. The person in front of us stopped a little quickly, causing us to slow down a little harder than we usually would. From the back seat we hear "fuckin asshole".
Perhaps I should've invested in one of those limo driver windows between the front and back seats for her car. And yes...I'm quite graphic during sex. That's the only time we can use some of those words so we try to fit them all in. |
OMG pmpl:D
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LMAO. Oh god WI. I bet the look on your face was priceless.
Yeah I'm graphic during sex, and I like a woman that is graphic too. :) I cuss on ocasion but I tone it down out in public and around my friends kids and around kids in general. I don't want a parent coming up to me say that their kid just said 'holy shit balls' and that they got it from me...lol |
my daughter had her 2 year well baby last month, she was such an angel till her pen wuddnt work ( she was coloring while doc and i talked) she stodd up glared at ME (like i really wanted the pen to stop) and said plain as day " Oh Shit" and threw the pen to the floor!!!! i promptly turned bright red and blamed it on jeeping when the doc asked "did she just say what i think she said?!?!?!" i replied "well mam, her father is a maintainer u know." lol (for those of u who dont know, a maintainer is a mechanic, he works the big planes like c-130's and c-135's) lol damn near died in the apointment.
lol ~nikki~ |
Re: Mommy's Driving Words
I got that sailor problem too :D
What is your most common curse or phrase? 'Fuck you' 'Fucken asshole' 'Piss Off' 'Asshole' 'Dickhead' & 'Frogshit'....all of which get used regularly;) specially when driving What is your favorite? 'Frogshit' Do you curse publicly on a regular basis? I try not to....but the odd slips out...some ppl have the ability to make me curse more than others Do you curse in front of your kids? (that is where the title of the thread comes from) See above......when i get angry a few tend to get spoken Do you use curse words during sex? Nope...not often |
my most common phrase is
SHIT fav is rat bastard i try not to cuss publicly but i do cuss to much at home we try not to cuss in frount of the kids but ...well........they do slip out! we only cus during sex if its real hot n rauncy dirt sex LOL !!!! ~nikki~ |
Well you're a hot n rauncy Nikki. ;)
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What is your most common curse or phrase?
gawd dammit What is your favorite? Well...fuck me a runnin Do you curse publicly on a regular basis? yep, grew up around it Do you curse in front of your kids? (that is where the title of the thread comes from) yes, try not to but you know...got a hot temper and a short fuse right now..... Do you use curse words during sex? mmmmmm I love it when he talks dirty to me! Puuuuuurrrr __________________ |
What is your most common curse or phrase?
fuck me, damn it, I don't give flaming rat's ass, shithead What is your favorite? Don't have a favorite, depends on the mood and the cause for the cursing Do you curse publicly on a regular basis? Publicly, no - I work in public services and it wouldn't be proper :) Do you curse in front of your kids? (that is where the title of the thread comes from) Yes, I have and do Do you use curse words during sex? Infrequently |
I'm boooooring and don't swear :p
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What is your most common curse or phrase?
Umm...".awwyafuckinidiot!" Followed closely by: "Fuck off", and when I'm really agitated, "You FUCKING moron". What is your favorite? I dunno...."skullfuck" is funny :) Do you curse publicly on a regular basis? Yes, as long as it's not in front of family and/or authority figures who could come down on me for it. Not always loudly, though. Do you curse in front of your kids? (that is where the title of the thread comes from) Don't have kids, but I don't say "fuck" or "cunt" around my parents, interestingly enough "sod" is okay by them... Earlier this year I went to some stupid food fair thing at a school to meet a girl (no, she wasn't a student there...long story). Anyway, it was mostly attended by 5-12 year old kids and their parents, and the MC for the event was your typical stupid "goofy" adult with idiotic humour and a similarly idiotic party hat, and at one point I said, more audibly than intended, "Mate, you're about as funny as gonorrhrea" and a couple of parents glared at me...that was fun :) |
Shit! or - Shitass if I am refering to some idiot's driving.
.............and yes, I do swear in front of the kids... how else will they know I mean business?????? lol (Although it is a last resort) This reminds me of when I was growing up. My mom wouldn't swear at all in front of us. She would say "sugar"..... and my sister and I would immediately start to sing ohhhhhhhhhh honey, honey.. you are my candy girl!!!! LOL Good memories found in good places |
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