Me Thinks Thou Art A Shit Head
 

Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold.

Taken from: Macbeth

[Thou] foul defacer of God's handiwork.

Taken from: Richard III

Thou cullionly tardy-gaited harpy!

Thou unmuzzled fat-kidneyed flax-wench! :D


[Thou art] open to incontinency.

Taken from: Hamlet

O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified.

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet


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DM

A pox upon thee.

I will awhile uphold the unyoked humour of your idleness.........

O teach me how I should forget to think.
Romeo & Juliet

Thou art a very ragged Wart.

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

Thou mangled reeling-ripe flap-dragon!

Take you me for a sponge? ... Hamlet

[Thou art] a man of wax. ... Romeo and Juliet

Thou mammering knotty-pated malt-worm!



(LOL ... is anyone else beginning to wonder why this is fun :confused: )

[Thou art] relish'd of a base descent.)

Taken from: Pericles

I think it's fun cause I'm too stupid to know what the insults mean....db! LMAO! And....I just like to say Pericles......it rolls off my tongue!

(Thou frothy folly-fallen codpiece!) Say that 5 times fast!


OK....I'm stopping here...I really like this one! LOL!

(Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.)

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet

I think thou never wast where grace was said.

Taken from: Measure for Measure

Thou art essentially a natural coward without instinct.

Taken from: Henry IV, part I

Such inordinate and low desires,
Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
Such barren pleasures, rude society,
As thou art match'd withal, and grafted to!

Taken from: Henry IV, part I

Idol of idiot-worshippers!

Taken from: Troilus and Cressida