Booger on the block
 

OK, people - the crazy Saturday night freaks are in the chat room and we've somehow come up with the idea to auction Booger!!!

<angel> ladies what do i hear for this nice specimen do i have any bidders?
* Cheyanne sits on my hands
<angel> well i got 2 pennies but i ain't gonna bid
<Booger> hey I can cook and clean
* Mindboxer505 digs in his pockets and comes out with a ball of lint..........roflmao
<darogle> In that case, I'll bid $1 and a box of envelopes
<Cobalt> really, 5 dollars, it'll give Cheyanne a break
<Steph> $10
<darogle> too rich for my blood
<Steph> he is my chatroom crush, after all
<Cobalt> what else can you do Booger
<Steph> you're never going to beat me

Come one! Come all! Who will outbid my $10?

Auction ends Monday evening at 8 p.m.

im not a lady but ill pay 3 licks for him :D ^.^

4 licks and a box of envelopes :D

Ozling, he did mention he cooks and cleans! You can do better than that!

OK, I will - I bid 3 licks and a ball squeeze AND $10!

*struts down the cat walk shaking his money maker

don't forget girls I make a mean omlet or anything else you want

I'm still in the race but wonder if you've perfected a nice vegan brekkie yet? :)

Booger.. for you... I offer...

One case of Redi Whip
One Flat of Strawberries
One evening with me
No clothes :)

10 bucks :)
5 Licks :)

if I can't make it Steph I can fake it

but that's the only thing that will be faked

Jennaflower has stepped up and raised the stakes considerably, people!

Shite, Redi whip isn't vegan.

I'm wracking my brain here!

I will buy sex toys, new lingerie, bring back mussels, lobsters, crab and cod from my trip to Newfoundland

& raise the stakes to . . .

$15 and a box of envelopes and six licks


<edited to change crap to crab :)>

<edited to say that's still not as bad as Booger's typo about goos sea food - was that goose seafood or good seafood?>

Oh Steph... you are gonna make this difficult for me huh?

Okay.. my latest offer...

One case of Redi Whip
One Flat of Strawberries
One evening with me as you control the remote on my bullett
No clothes
High Heels
Hot Cherry Motion Lotion :)


A box of envelopes
16 bucks
7 Licks
1 Spanking (give or recieve)

Goddamn! I don't know what Hot Cherry Motion Lotion is!!!!!!!!

I have to step back and regroup.

I'll be back!

**me is still sitting on my hands... .begins to squirm** ;)

If he’s mine for the bidding so to speak, I want in on this.

I have 3-1/2 Gals. total of ice cream in the freezer. I’ll bid ½ Gal. if he can paint a house.
I bid 2 flat strawberries if he can pick 2 quarts of raspberries.
Two weekends to operate the controls of the lawn tractor.
He can wear whatever he wants.
Including hi heels if so desired.
He can keep all the Emotional Lotion he wants. (we call it sweat and tears in Cleveland)
One box of envelopes (with stamps)
$16.50
8 Licks (as soon as Lil gets back and loans me the whip)
All the spankings he wants.


[just bring the paintbrush. I have the paint]

sorry pantyfanatic I think jennaflower last offer sounds better

Steph the biased auctioneer walks in to wonder what bidding is really about. PF is asking for give and take here. He needs to pick raspberries to get strawberries . . . Does our Chatroom Manwhore™ accept bids where he has to actually perform menial labour for a man?