Japanese Haiku Error Messages
 

I got this funny Email today that I thought I'd share....Wouldn't it be funny if they actually did this?
~Eliza


In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. They're used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan, enjoy.......

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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But, now it is gone.

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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is
down.

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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not
here.

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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.

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Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.

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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

OMG!!! I LOVE IT!!!!:D

LOL~ omg too funny I should send these to the server boys!

Those are wonderful. LOL. Thanks, Eliza. Got to share these with some friends ... one whose wife is Japanese. He'll love it. :)

LOL these are good!

I liked those. I have forwarded them to one of my programers and the net team.

Excellent... lol

:D

Those are too funny.... :D

Not just funny, but quite possibly more useful than the actual error messages.

Thanks for posting.

One more,

The lake reflects the mountain.
The warrior sharpens his sword.
Your data may be lost.
Did you back up?

Oh man... those are too good... LMAO!

LOL, too cute!!

LOL

Those are perfect!