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ChinesePussy 05-23-2003 01:19 PM

Who Enjoys Sex More?
 
This will cause me to think differently about people who are always
scratching their ears! Like WHO ENJOYS SEX MORE?


A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and
started bantering back and forth about male/female issues. They talked about who was better in certain sports, which were the better entertainers, etc.
The flirting continued for more than an hour when the topic of sex came up. So they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you
think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" He then went on for several hours arguing his point, even going so far as to ask other men in the bar for their opinions. The woman listened quietly until the man was finished making his point. Confident in the strength of his argument, the man awaited her response.

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this -
When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better - your ear or your finger?

ericthered 05-23-2003 06:04 PM

You're right, Chinese Pussy. Perhaps it's because women enjoy good sex so much that they don't seem to want to do it quite so often as men would like.

There was an ancient Greek called something like Tereisas (help me some-one) who was condemned by the Gods for doing something naughty. His punishment was to spend a year as a woman (some punishment!).

When he returned to his normal state, his friends all wanted to ask the same question. His answer was "If there are ten parts of pleasure in making love, the woman has nine of them."

So stop complaining and wash my socks!

Vurginne 05-23-2003 06:23 PM

I thought of the story of Tiresias too. The story actually goes, Tiresias was turned into a woman after he killed a female snake whilst it was in copulation with a male snake. He turned back into a male after he repeated the same process with a male snake. B/c he had experience as both a man and woman, he was asked to solve a dispute between Jove and Juno as to who enjoyed sex more. Well, Juno didn't like his answer and made him blind. Jove helped the guy out by giving him prophetic insight. He appears in both Ovid's sensual account of Roman myth in "Metamorphoses" and in the incestuous tale of "Oedipus, Rex".

Cool story, just wanted to share.

ericthered 05-24-2003 05:37 AM

Vurginne! A classical scholar. I'm impressed.

ChinesePussy 05-26-2003 09:13 AM

ericthered

thanks for telling me that

PantyFanatic 05-26-2003 09:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ericthered
Vurginne! A classical scholar. I'm impressed.
*hummm* yes! very interesting. :cool:


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