Sex on the tax guy's desk
 

Hello everyone! I had an interesting day today...I was in the middle of getting my taxes done...sitting with the tax guy talking about tax type stuff....As I was sitting there, eyes glazing over from the boring tax talk, my evil little mind started heading else where! Right into the gutter! Right when I started thinking about having sex on his desk with my husband he looked up and asked me if I was okay!:o

Aparantly my face was all flushed. He insisted on getting me a drink of water!

Anyway...just thought I'd ask about everyone elses "getting horny when you probably shouldn't be" stories.

Eliza

I’m not sure that qualifies as "getting horny when you probably shouldn't be".:confused:
An awful lot of us have been really FUCKED well at the tax guys desk.:(

LoL pantyfanatic. I wasn't getting "FUCKED" at the time.
But now that you mention it, maybe that's the reason my mind began to go in that direction. Only natural I think of getting "fucked" at the tax guy's desk.

My boss's boss is really hot. Whenever I see her, I wonder what it would be like to have sex with her. Hmmm...:rolleyes:

rabbit

ROFLMFAO You said it well, PF !

I think of stuff like this all the time!

I just wanna be loved........Is that so wrong? LMAO!

And.....I'm feeling a little slighted here too! I never get fucked by the tax guy as she is a woman and I always get money back! Wait......what am I saying?

Never mind.......carry on!

God yes, I've been there, done that!

Thoughts are ALWAYS popping into my mind at the MOST inopportune moments. They usually start with that naughty little voice in my head saying "What if. . . . ?"

Like:

'What if I were to pull up my top and flash everyone right now?"

or

"What if I were to start to masturbate all of a sudden right in front of these people?"

I even have these thoughts when I'm on stage sometimes......not rteally fantasies - I'm not sure I'd actually want to do any of those things - it's just that I do wonder what reaction the people around me would have. Would I get arrested or thrown out of the building? Would I somehow manage to start a spontaneous orgy? Would everyone just politely ignore it out of embarrassment? So I suppose it's more a curiosity about human nature than sexuality.......

But then a lot of times I wouldn't be thinking those thoughts if I wasn't horny as hell! Lol





*Loulabelle sits quietly waiting for the men in white coats to arrive for her*

Geez I always thought it was a matter of when it was going to happen to me, not when. Any women that talks to me for more than a couple of minutes is naked in my head before she leaves.

Ironic that I frequently may pass someone and think to myself ...
"What if she were to pull up her top and flash me right now?"

I hear men in white coats are well hung and know how to use it ;)

CptMorgan - Thing is if I really did pull my top up and flash, I'd probably have someone's eye out! Lol

airhog - see Fussy's pics........hehehehe..........never seen him in a white coat though!

Funny, I always hope they'll just follow me home. ;)